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passed it too. I can pretty much take any job in the Army that I want.

So anyway. My dad is getting me up at like 6 tomorrow to go running and I have been getting up early for the last three days soooooooo

I’m gonna check tumblr then go to bed :T

Since your dad has an iPhone, tell him to get you “Zombies, Run!”. It’s legit the best running app I’ve ever used.

While you run it puts you in a zombie apocalypse world, where you have to run to 1) keep away from zombies and 2) get supplies for your base camp. The length of each mission is up to you it uses your music to determine the length, so longer songs = longer mission. 

If you can do it go running at like 4am when it’s dark out, you will run like you’ve never run before.

Yeah my dad found it and when he gets the chance to he’s gonna get it on debbies Ipod so I can use it during the day while he’s at work. 

For now though I got this little (old as hell) mp3 player I’ll be using to at least give me something to listen to.

I’m not sure for it’ll work on an iPod because it require GPS to work. 

EDIT: I’m a liar pants. You only need GPS if you want to know your distance/speed.

Well sweet :D

I hope he can get it soon cause I need to lose the weight in like….two-three weeks :|

I’m lucky, I have a year or so to lose weight and such. My parents and I agreed I’d at least get a associates before I sign up with the Air Force.

I should head up to your place sometime and we can go Zombies, Run! running together. Even if you don’t have your copy yet I can put mine on speaker.

Thats a good idea. I do believe that can get you higher ranks too, i dont quite remember….

That sounds really fun (for being exercise XD). I’ll be busy this weekend for sure but after that I think I’m pretty open so whenever works for you :D

That’s pretty much what my dad said. I’ll either start at a high position, or be eligible for promotion faster. Especially since the job I’m going for only requires a high school education and they just train you.

Yeah. My dad was telling me to try to get my bachelors degree or just some form of degree cause that’ll help my rank. 

But seeing as you’re already in college and stuff you’ll probably out rank me faster D:>

That means I’ll have to salute you if we are in uniform……I do not like this idea >:C 

I am now determined to keep at least one rank ahead of you at all times. Granted you’re getting at least a year’s head start, but I’ll catch up. >:)

Nooooooooooo dont do that D:>

I dont want to salute yooouuuuuuuuu *sobs*

hohoho.

Every time you salute me I’ll hear your sobs in my head. It will be amazing.  

Or you might find that one tear sliding down my face as I salute. XD

added onto the internal sobs of sadness and defeat……..

“-insert rank here- Jackson, what’s wrong? Overwhelmed by my glorious superiority?” 

Maybe it’s a good thing that as of now we’re going into different branches.

“No, just sobbing at the sound of my life and dreams breaking”

Yeah, maybe it is. That and I dont think the Air Force could handle the awesomeness of both of us being there. 

Oh god, what if Taylor joined too? All three of us in Air Force? The whole military as we know it would end D:

End the end its good we are in different branches XD that and we can have air force/army (maybe even navy if tonya wants to) foot ball in the back yard

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