I feel like complete and udder shit

So I’m gonna go to bed and hope I feel like a decent human being tomorrow

The best part about this morning

was instead of wondering how i had gotten myself into that situation 

All I could think was “Is there any chicken hash left?”

It wasnt until later that I realized how odd my morning was. :T  

I woke up this morning

with a xbox controller in one hand, marceline in the other. My blanket was tossed off my bed, i had lost my pants (thank god i was wearing boxers underneath them), and one of my earrings were missing. 

The fuck happened last night??

DAMN YOU NICK

YOU HAD ONE JOB

ONE JOB!!

IDK WHY I’M MAKING ANOTHER TEXT POST

JUST WANTED TO USE THIS GIF IS ALL

AND THEN IN MY HEAD I HEAR MABEL SINGING

“I’M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS”

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME TUMBLR

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

What the fuck man

I’m just trying to change my tablet from right handed to left and nothing with bamboo will open. All I can get to open is the preference thing and thats the one thing I dont need……

Looks like I wont be arting today because by the time I get this figured out all artistic needs will fly out the fucking window……

WTF tablet??

I had you set to left handed……why are you right handed???

Jeez dont use you for a few weeks and you forget your own settings. 

What is wrong with you?

Picked up a few more X23 comics

And issue 1 of X Force

The Vegan Police are looking for you

that is all

Ope time to go

see ya’ll later :D

In other not so angry news

I’ll be going to my cousins house today. 

I have to take the bus there cause my parents wont drive me…..

BUT I WILL GET THERE!

I’m so fucking tired of people not being happy with the way I do shit

First I get crap at work because the pretty little princess sales reps dont like the way I do cabs 

then I come home to find my step mom bitching about how I do dishes

HERES A FUCKING IDEA

IF YOU DONT LIKE THE WAY I DO IT THEN DONT ASK ME TO DO IT

SIMPLE.

AS.

THAT.

So I got stuck in this one part in Skyrim and was wondering why it was so hard

then I checked the difficulty level……..

Yeah idk the Skyrim term but it was technically expert……

On my lunch break and I dont have a lunch

Dad said we would stop by Safeway on our way to work but drove right past it…..

So I have no lunch…..

So what does that make my break? A no-lunch break?

Lunchless break?

Break?

………

these are legit questions people! D:

I work with complete morons

The slightest thing goes wrong with one of our machines and OPE its the Tech Departments fault

It must be the help

It must be Dutch

Whatever it is its OBVIOUSLY not the customers fault at all

Nope, thats not it.

Sighs. Morons, the lot of them……